men are hard to please

da prob with guys:

1)if you treat him nicely,he says you are in lurve with him;
if you dont,he says you are proud.

2)if you dress nicely,ha says you are trying to lure him;
if you dont,he says you are from kampung.

3)if you argue with him,he says you are stubborn;
if you keep quiet,he says you have no brain.

4)if you tell him ur prob,he says you are troublesome;
if you dont,he says you dont trust him.

5)if you scold him,you are like a nanny to him;
if he scold u,its bcuz he cares 4 you.

6)if you brke ur promise,you cannot b trusted;
if he break his,he is force 2 do so.

7)if you do well in exam,he says its luck;
if he does,he says its brain.

8)if you hurt him,he says you are cruel;
if he hurt you,he says you are too sensitive.

and so hard to please......!

p/s:really true...huh...?(",)